Baap Beta Jokes

Baap, Bete ko hisaab ka sawal samjate hoe,

Dekho beta : farz karo maine tume 5 rupee diye

Jis mai se tum ne 3 rupee kharch kar diye ,

Or 2 rupee kho diye to baqi kya bacha,

Bacha(Masoomiyat se) : sirf patae...!!!!!

Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor: Patient se ……..mo kholo,

Patient: Mo kholte hoe ….a a

Doctor: Zara zayada kholo.

Patient: a a a

Doctor: Or zayada kholo

Patient: Doctor se , kya mere Mo mai bethna hai….

Anniversary K Moqa Pr Pathan

Anniversary k moqa pr Pathan
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apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
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BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi sone ki cheez 2.
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Pathan: Ye lo takkia or so jao

Pathan ki shairi Jokes

Pathan ki shairi….
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Cigrette se bhi mehenga naswaar hogaya hai

Pathan bus me pori seat par

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha
Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange
Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k me kun he?
Aadmi dar gaya aur khada raha
Next stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mangi
Pathan ne phr bharm karwaya
Us ne pathan ko pakd lia aur kaha bta to kun he?
Pathan:muhammad gul khan zai.

Funny Pathans Jokes

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr 
keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2 sry admi ne kaha khan 
saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao 
warna makhia aa jayn gi.

Bhikari & Pathan Jokes

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.
Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?
Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

Pathan Sardar Jokes

Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?
Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.
Pathan: To phir anda bana don

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache 
Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez 
To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro 
Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Pathan Girl Jokes

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Pathan Driver Jokes

Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to 
toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!
pathan bola full kar do

Pathan Pilot Jokes

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy
hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn 
pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi 
dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

Pathan Jokes

1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.

Teacher Pathan Jokes

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

2 Girls Jokes

2 Larkiyan best friends thi.
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
“freezar”
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi say…

Driving Gujjar Jokes

driving: 
Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala laindy ho?
Gujjar shokha ho k: 
Han g chala lainda wan..
Girl: 
Te fare dosre hath nal nak poonj lawo..

Boy Girl Jokes

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English vij ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Punjabi Jokes

Prince ik STD te gaya. 
STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.
Poocho kiyuunn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”

Sheikh Parrot Jokes

Sheikh asked a parrot:
"Miya mithu choori khain ga 
"Parrot said:"
Chavallan na maar, ap kadi khadi aa''

Faqeer jokes

1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"
"Baba burger v kha lenda aey"
"Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"
Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :
Baba "chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi...

Teacher Student Jokes

Maths teacher 2 student,
if u have 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000Rs in other pocket, wat would u think?
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Student: main kidry abbay di pent tay nai paa lai??

Husband Wife Jokes

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. 

Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro. 

Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

Husband Wife Jokes

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: 

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. 

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

Husband Wife Jokes

Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha. 

Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh? 

Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, 
abhi us ko bhi batana hai ke tum kon ho

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Wo kon si cheez hai jo engine k begeer chalti hai 

Student: Janaab! Gadha gaari

Funny Jokes

Ek chor makaan mein ghussa. Tijori par likha hua tha "daaien button dabao." Jub uss ney woh button dabaya to siren baja aur woh pakra gaya. Adalat mein judge nei us sey poocha, tum apni safaai mein kuch kahna chahtey ho? Chor ney kaha, mein iss sey ziyada nahin kahna chahta key yeh dunya barri dhokey baaz hai.

Funny Jokes

Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rangon kyoon lagaya hai?
Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlai ki tayyari kar rahein hai.
Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain...