Husband Wife Jokes

Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon..
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Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala??
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Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain.

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Doctor Jokes

Doctor owr Allah 
ko khabi naraz mat karna

Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai,
 tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, 
tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas!!!!!!!!!!!!