Mom and Baby Jokes

chhota baby--  mummy raat ko jab mai susu karne gya to bathroom ki light apne aap hi on ho gyi....

mummy nu vatt k chaped mardi hoyi kehndi hai,   haramjade tu aj fir fridge mein susu kar aaya....

Pathan Jokes

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:

Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

Pathan Jokes

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
 
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

Husband Wife Jokes

wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.!!!!!!!!

Old And Young Girl Jokes

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.!!!!!!!

Husband Wife Jokes

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

Husband And Wife Jokes

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:- Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Dava Or Daru Jokes

Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz Sharif Jokes

Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz Sharif Kee Dosti Aaj Kal K Pyar Ki Tarha Hai,
Nahee Mantay,
Proof:? Jab Larki Flirt K Liye Kehti Hai? I Love You? To Larkay Ko Lagta Hai K Jaise Uss Ne Kia Kar Diya Hai, Halankey Haqeeqat Mai Kuch Bhi Nahi Hota?
Issi Tarah Jab Zardari Muskura Datay Hain To Nawaz Sharif Samajhtay Hain K Mamla Sulajh Gaya Halankay Hota Kuch bhi Nahi

Husband Wife Jokes

Wife: 
yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: 
yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Officer And Pathan JOkes

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?
Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?
2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

Pathan Jokes

Pathan: 
Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: 
Kyon?
1st Pathan: 
Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

Husband Wife Jokes

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya 
 samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband 2 Wife :
.................
Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent
Husband : 
...............
Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : 
...........
Abbe gin ne to De******

Teacher Student Jokes

****Teacher: 
Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
****Student: 
MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA

Husban Wife Joke

****How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu

Yr 2. O G.

Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?

Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then...

Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?****