Best Husband Malang Jokes

Husband: Malang baba meri bivi bht 
pareshan karti hai uska koi hal batao
Malang: beta agar bivi ka koi hal hota
to main kya malang hota????????

Pathan Funny Jokes

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lottery li…
1 karor ka inaam nikla, 
Tax kat kar 90 lac mile. 
Pathan Bola:
Hum ko poora pesa chahye warna, 
Hamara 30 rupe wapis karo....!!!!!!!

Musafir or Gard Jokes

Musafir (Gard se):
Gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai,
keh main chaye pi aayon. Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein
khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher student se barf ko jumle mai istamaal karo

Student janab: paani thanda hai ,

Teacher : to baraf kaha gi,.

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Student janab : barf paani mai pegal gae……..!!!!

Teacher Student And Papa Jokes

Teacher: ek student se,

Agar mai tumhare papa ko 5,000 rupees don to

Une sirf 2,000 ki zaroorat ho,

To mere pass kitne rupees wapis ae ge,

Student : ek bi nahi

Teacher : tum mera hisaab nahi samje

Student: sir aap mere papa ko nahi jante…..!!!!!!!!!!

Biology Teacher And Student Jokes

Biology k ek teacher ne student se pocha batao

“ sab se zayada aande kon deta hai”

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Student: janab!!! Bekari wala.......!!!!!

Teacher And Student Jokes

Teacher : wok on si gaari hai

jo engine k bageer chalti hai .

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Student” gadha gaari”

Son And Mom Jokes

Ahmad: Ami aap hume school kyu bechti hai ?

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Ami : is liye k tum afsar ban jao.

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Ahmad: magar ami miss hume roz murga bana deti hai...!!!!!!

2 Children Jokes

Ek bacha dosre se:

“main poori duniya ko mita don ga”

Dosra bacha” mai tume eraser hi nahi don ga…..

Teacher Or Student Jokes

Ek paper mai sawaal aya k zameen kesi hai,

To ek larke ne jawab mai likha k

“Enak laga kar dekho zameen gool hai”

Jab paper check ho kar aya

To teacher ne kuch yo likha howa tha ,

“Enag laga kar dekho number bi gool hai”

Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor : Dekho jo cheese tume pareshaan kare

Ya takleef dein un ko apne qareeb na aane dena.

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Patient: Bohat acha doctor aap ka bill aya to

Aisa hi karo ga.

Driver And Sahib Jokes

Texi mai bete hoe ek sahib boole:

“ mai jab bi texi mai beth ta ho to muje

Sab se zayad fikar breako ki hoti hai”

Driver: is taxi mai beth kar aap ko breako   

K bare mai fikar mand hone ki koi zaroorat nahi,

Sahib: kyu?

Driver: is liye k is texi mai breake hi nahi ……..

2 Boys And Teacher Jokes

2 larke class mai late ae,

Teacher ne pehle se pocha k

Tum kyu late ae?

Pehla student: Sir mere peese gum ho ge the

Mai wo dound raha tha.

Teacher ne dosre student se pocha:

Ha bhai kyu late ae ,

Dosra student:

Sir mai is ke peeso par pao rakh kar khara tha….!!!

3 Friends Jokes

3 Dost apas mai bethe guftagu kar rahe the .

Pehla:mere abu ne darya-e-ravi mai chalang lagae or

Darya-e-sutlaj se bahir nikhle.

Dosra: mere abu ne darya-e-sindh mai chalang lagae  or

Behre-arb se bahir nikle.

Teesra Dost: mere abu ne tanki mai chalang lagae or

Nalke mai se bahir nikhle.....!!!

English Man And Waiter Jokes

Ek angreez hotel mai khana khate hoe

Us k salan mai murge ki Zubaan a gi.

Angreez ne waiter ko bula kar kaha

“What is this?”

Waiter ne masoomiyat se jawab diya:

“This is language”!!!

Bura Or Bacha Jokes

Gao mai ek ajnabi bure ny ek bache se pocha!!!

Beta: mere hum umar log kaha mile ge?

Bache ne masoomiyat se jawab diya:

“ Qabaristan mai”

Musafir Or Rahgeer Jokes

Musafir (rah geer se) kya  tum is shehr(city) k baasi hon?

Rah geer: Guse se baasi ho ge tum,

Main to abi taza hon .!!!!!!

Papa Uncle Jokes

1 bacha apne papa se papa!!!!

Sath wale uncle apne nhannhe bacho ko

Moon ya Little Star kehte hai

Jab k aap muje Ulo ka Patha ya

Gdhe ka bacha keh kar pokarte hai ,

Aakhir kyu? Papa!!

Papa: wo is liye k sath wale uncle mahir falkiyaat hai

Or mai janwaron( Animals)  ka doctor hon ....!!!!!!