Husband Wife Jokes

Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon..
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Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala??
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Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain.

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

Doctor Jokes

Doctor owr Allah 
ko khabi naraz mat karna

Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai,
 tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, 
tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny Wapta About Bill Jokes

Ek dafa chirriya ne jogno ko khamooshi se

apne pass se guzarte hoe dekha to wo buhat

heraan hoe ku k pehle ki tarha jogno ne us se ye

nahi kaha k ao behan mai tum ko gonsle tak choor ao,

Akhir chirriya khud hi booli “ bhaiya jogno!!

Aandera buhat hai muje mere ghar tak choor ao.”

Ye sun kar jogno boola: behan chirriya!!!!

Pehle to mera roshni par kharch nahi tha aata

magar jab se wapta walo ne muje roshan dekha hai

uno ne muje bill bhejana shoro kar diye hai..!!!!!!

Famous Darpook Admi Jokes

Ek darpook admi train mai safar kar raha tha k

Achanak light chali gi

Or ek dam aandhera ho gya

Us ne train rokhne k liye zanjeer khenchi

K achanak us k mo par ek dhapar para,

Kuch time bad light a gi,

Us admin e guse se pocha,

Mere mo par dhapar kis ne mara?

Pass bethe hoe admin e kaha tum

zanjeer khench rahe the ya meri mounch…..!!!!