Pathan to 2nd Pathan se,
yaara koi aisa gift bata jo teri bhabi k sedha dil par lagey?
2nd Pathan: Goli maar dein....!!!!!
yaara koi aisa gift bata jo teri bhabi k sedha dil par lagey?
2nd Pathan: Goli maar dein....!!!!!
Pathan And English Man Jokes
Pathan ek English man se,
yara hum ne ek aisa cheez ejad kiya hai
jis ki waja se dewaar ki dosri taraf dekh sakte hai,
English man heran ho kar
Pathan Sab: Wo kon si cheez hai?
Pathan: Sorakh..........!!!!!!!!
yara hum ne ek aisa cheez ejad kiya hai
jis ki waja se dewaar ki dosri taraf dekh sakte hai,
English man heran ho kar
Pathan Sab: Wo kon si cheez hai?
Pathan: Sorakh..........!!!!!!!!
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/p
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/p
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan And Officer Jokes
1 Pathan UK gya ,
Air Port par immigration officer: What is your name?
Pathan : Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Please say in English?
Pathan:Kuch sochne k baad
Long Life Khan......!!!!!
Air Port par immigration officer: What is your name?
Pathan : Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Please say in English?
Pathan:Kuch sochne k baad
Long Life Khan......!!!!!
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
111 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpufjemd
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpufjemd
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Say in English
Pathan kuch sochne k baad
Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Read more at http://www.lovelysms.com/lovely-sms-jokes-9.htm#RhdD7tPQd4fOFQX5.99
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Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Read more at http://www.lovelysms.com/lovely-sms-jokes-9.htm#RhdD7tPQd4fOFQX5.99
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Boy Or Girl Jokes
Boy:I love you
Girl:I dont love you
Boy:But I love you
Girl:Bola na nahin
Boy:Waiter
Hamara alag alag bil ley k ana
Girl: Accha na I love you too bus...!!!!!!!
Best Funny Jokes
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
“I Hate Girls”
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,
Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
“I Hate Girls”
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
Devdas And Paro Jokes
Devdas of 2011Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do
Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do
Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do
Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do
.
Owr
.
Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge
Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do
Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do
Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do
Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do
.
Owr
.
Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge
Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do
Shouhar Or Bewi Jokes
Height of Doubt
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga
.
Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??
Shouhar: Mai tumhary sath 100 sal rahonga owr pyar karonga
.
Bewi: Usky baad kahan mun marny ka irada hai??
Doctor And Patient Jokes
Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
.
Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
.
Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??
Teacher Student Jokes
Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai,
mairy papa kahty hain,
"Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi..!!!!
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai,
mairy papa kahty hain,
"Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi..!!!!
Sardar And Wife Jokes
Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye,
zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
.
Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna,
kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho....!!!!!!!!!
zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
.
Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna,
kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho....!!!!!!!!!
Husband Or Wife Jokes
Husband:
Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife:
Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
.
Husband:
Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gay...!!!!!
Apke sath shadi karky mujhe Ek fayeda tu howa
Wife:
Khush ho kar boli, Konsa fayeda?
.
Husband:
Mujhe mairy gunaho'n ki saza dunia mai hi mel gay...!!!!!
Boys Jokes
Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
Doctor Or Girl Jokes
Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
.
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib,
apki nurse bahir akeli hai,
owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi ha
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
.
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib,
apki nurse bahir akeli hai,
owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi ha
Best Urdu Jokes
1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
.
Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
.
1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain
.
Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
.
1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain
Funny Jokes
Ek Pagal dosree se:
Yar mere sar mai dard ho raha hai.
Dosra boola:
Mere gale mai dard ho raha hai,
Pehla bola tum mera sar dabao, mai tumhara gala daba deta hon...!!!!!!
Yar mere sar mai dard ho raha hai.
Dosra boola:
Mere gale mai dard ho raha hai,
Pehla bola tum mera sar dabao, mai tumhara gala daba deta hon...!!!!!!
Funny Haqiqt Jokes
Dunya ki 5 heran kun haqiqten:
Haqiqat 1: Aap aponi zuban se apne taman teeth ko touch nai kar sakte
Haqiqat 2: Pehli haqeeqat parhne k bad taman bewakoof ye karne ki koshish karain ge
Haqeeqat 3: Haqiqat 1 ghalat hai
Hahahahahahaha
Haqiqat 4: ab aap hans rahe hain kiyon k aap bewaqoooooooof ban gye
Haqiqat 5:Ab aap apne friends ko bewaqoof banana ki koshish karain ge
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!
Cute Sardar Or Sardar Jokes
1 sardar ne kisi ko phone kia or poocha kon bol raha hai?
Udhar se jawab mila main bol raha hoon
Sardar: ye to kamal ho gaya ,
Idhar se b main hi bol raha hoon.....!!!!!!
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