Funny Wapta About Bill Jokes



Ek dafa chirriya ne jogno ko khamooshi se
apne pass se guzarte hoe dekha to wo buhat
heraan hoe ku k pehle ki tarha jogno ne us se ye
nahi kaha k ao behan mai tum ko gonsle tak choor ao,
Akhir chirriya khud hi booli “ bhaiya jogno!!
Aandera buhat hai muje mere ghar tak choor ao.”
Ye sun kar jogno boola: behan chirriya!!!!
Pehle to mera roshni par kharch nahi tha aata
magar jab se wapta walo ne muje roshan dekha hai
uno ne muje bill bhejana shoro kar diye hai..!!!!!!

Famous Darpook Admi Jokes



Ek darpook admi train mai safar kar raha tha k
Achanak light chali gi
Or ek dam aandhera ho gya
Us ne train rokhne k liye zanjeer khenchi
K achanak us k mo par ek dhapar para,
Kuch time bad light a gi,
Us admin e guse se pocha,
Mere mo par dhapar kis ne mara?
Pass bethe hoe admin e kaha tum
zanjeer khench rahe the ya meri mounch…..!!!!

Funny Women and Shopkeeper Jokes



Ek urat sabzi lete hoe,
Dokandar se kaha:
Agar ye sabzi kharab hoe to mai
Hindiya  utha kar yaha le ao gi,
Sabzi wala ye sun kar muskarate hoe bola:
2 Rotiya bi leti hoe aana.!!!!!!!!

Famous Admi Or Choor Jokes



Ek admi k ghar mai choor gus aya
Us admi ne bari himat or hoshyari se
choor ki kanpati par pistol rakh k us k hath upar karwa diye
or mo diwaar ki taraf kar diya,
Wo abi soch hi rahe the k abi mazeed kya kiya jae
k us ka bacha paani se glaas phar laya
Or boola pistol mai paani bhar lo ,
ye paani k bageer nahi chalti….!!!!!

Cute Teacher and Student Jokes



Teacher, Student se:
“ us ne kaam kiya or karta hi chala gya”
Is ki English bano?
Student : ( kuch deer k bad)
He  Don a work
And…. Don dana Don Don…!!!!

Funny Doctor Patient Jokes



Doctor ne patient ka check up karne k bad kaha…..
Ye to mar chukka hai……
Patient k ghar wale roone lage….
Patient ne aankhe kholi or paani manga,
Ghar walo ne kaha:
“Khamoosh kya tum doctor se zayada jante hon”!!!!!!!

Doctor Patient Jokes



Doctor: Patient se ……..mo kholo,
Patient: Mo kholte hoe ….a a
Doctor: Zara zayada kholo.
Patient: a a a
Doctor: Or zayada kholo
Patient: Doctor se , kya mere Mo mai bethna hai….

Dost Or Adeeb Jokes



Dost: aap ka novel kis se publish kiya?
Adeeb: maine khud?
Dost: kuch bika bi .
Adeeb” kyu nahi mera makaan or cycle dono bik ge…….!!!

Funny 2 Admi Jokes


Do admi apas mai larae kar rahe the,

Ek ne dosre se kaha k

“ mai tumhare 36 k 36 dand toor do ga”

Waha bethe hoe ek admin e kaha,

Bhai sahib: 36 dand nahi hote 32 hote hai,

Us admin e kaha

“muje pata tha tum bi bolo ge is liye 4 tumhare bi”!!!!!!!

Shopkeeper and Salesman Jokes



Ek admi malte(Oranges) bech raha tha
Or awaaz laga raha tha,
Aane k do, aane k do,
K achanak ek or 
Admi ne kaha to bhai jane k kitne…..!!!

Famous Sardar jokes



1 sardar ne kisi ko phone kia or
Poocha kon bol raha hai?
Udhar se jawab mila main bol raha hoon 
Sardar: ye to kamal ho gaya ,
Idhar se b main hi bol raha hoon...!!!!!

Husband With Malang Jokes



Husband: Malang baba meri bivi bht
pareshan karti hai uska koi hal batao 
Malang: beta agar bivi ka koi hal hota
to main kya malang hota????????

Famous Shetan or Admi Jokes



Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

Boy Or Girl With Chappal Jokes

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.!!!!!

Mom Or Beta Jokes

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!!!!!!

New Funny Jokes About Boy Or Girl

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!!!!!!!!!!!

Famous Husband Wife Jokes

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye Imran hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain!!!!!!!!

Boy Or Girl Funny Jokes

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
.
Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta 

q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!