Baap Beta Jokes

Baap, Bete ko hisaab ka sawal samjate hoe,

Dekho beta : farz karo maine tume 5 rupee diye

Jis mai se tum ne 3 rupee kharch kar diye ,

Or 2 rupee kho diye to baqi kya bacha,

Bacha(Masoomiyat se) : sirf patae...!!!!!