Faqeer jokes

1 faqeer 1 ghar k pass kuch youn sada laga raha tha :
"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"
"Baba burger v kha lenda aey"
"Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"
Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :
Baba "chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi...