Baap Beta Jokes

Baap, Bete ko hisaab ka sawal samjate hoe,

Dekho beta : farz karo maine tume 5 rupee diye

Jis mai se tum ne 3 rupee kharch kar diye ,

Or 2 rupee kho diye to baqi kya bacha,

Bacha(Masoomiyat se) : sirf patae...!!!!!

Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor: Patient se ……..mo kholo,

Patient: Mo kholte hoe ….a a

Doctor: Zara zayada kholo.

Patient: a a a

Doctor: Or zayada kholo

Patient: Doctor se , kya mere Mo mai bethna hai….

Anniversary K Moqa Pr Pathan

Anniversary k moqa pr Pathan
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apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
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BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi sone ki cheez 2.
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Pathan: Ye lo takkia or so jao

Pathan ki shairi Jokes

Pathan ki shairi….
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai!
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Cigrette se bhi mehenga naswaar hogaya hai

Pathan bus me pori seat par

Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha
Stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mange
Pathan:oye tere ko pta nahe k me kun he?
Aadmi dar gaya aur khada raha
Next stop se ek aadmi cadha aur jaga mangi
Pathan ne phr bharm karwaya
Us ne pathan ko pakd lia aur kaha bta to kun he?
Pathan:muhammad gul khan zai.

Funny Pathans Jokes

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr 
keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2 sry admi ne kaha khan 
saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao 
warna makhia aa jayn gi.