Pathan To 2nd Pathan Jokes

Pathan to 2nd Pathan se,
yaara koi aisa gift bata jo teri bhabi k sedha dil par lagey?
2nd Pathan: Goli maar dein....!!!!!

Pathan And English Man Jokes

Pathan ek English man se,
yara hum ne ek aisa cheez ejad kiya hai 
jis ki waja se dewaar ki dosri taraf dekh sakte hai,
English man heran ho kar 
Pathan Sab: Wo kon si cheez hai?
Pathan: Sorakh..........!!!!!!!! 
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/p
 
 
Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf

Pathan And Officer Jokes

1 Pathan UK gya ,
Air Port par immigration officer: What is your name?
Pathan : Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: Please say in English?
Pathan:Kuch sochne k baad
Long Life Khan......!!!!!
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
111 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf

1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpufjemd
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan. - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/page-6#sthash.eF83He6b.dpuf
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Boy Or Girl Jokes



Boy:I love you
Girl:I dont love you
Boy:But I love you
Girl:Bola na nahin
Boy:Waiter
Hamara alag alag bil ley k ana

Girl: Accha na I love you too bus...!!!!!!!

Best Funny Jokes

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.
Wese to kehte Ho
“I Hate Girls”
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!