Best Husband Malang Jokes

Husband: Malang baba meri bivi bht 
pareshan karti hai uska koi hal batao
Malang: beta agar bivi ka koi hal hota
to main kya malang hota????????

Pathan Funny Jokes

Pathan ne 30 rupe ki lottery li…
1 karor ka inaam nikla, 
Tax kat kar 90 lac mile. 
Pathan Bola:
Hum ko poora pesa chahye warna, 
Hamara 30 rupe wapis karo....!!!!!!!

Musafir or Gard Jokes

Musafir (Gard se):
Gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai,
keh main chaye pi aayon. Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein
khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher student se barf ko jumle mai istamaal karo

Student janab: paani thanda hai ,

Teacher : to baraf kaha gi,.

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Student janab : barf paani mai pegal gae……..!!!!

Teacher Student And Papa Jokes

Teacher: ek student se,

Agar mai tumhare papa ko 5,000 rupees don to

Une sirf 2,000 ki zaroorat ho,

To mere pass kitne rupees wapis ae ge,

Student : ek bi nahi

Teacher : tum mera hisaab nahi samje

Student: sir aap mere papa ko nahi jante…..!!!!!!!!!!

Biology Teacher And Student Jokes

Biology k ek teacher ne student se pocha batao

“ sab se zayada aande kon deta hai”

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Student: janab!!! Bekari wala.......!!!!!