Mom and Baby Jokes

chhota baby--  mummy raat ko jab mai susu karne gya to bathroom ki light apne aap hi on ho gyi....

mummy nu vatt k chaped mardi hoyi kehndi hai,   haramjade tu aj fir fridge mein susu kar aaya....

Pathan Jokes

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:

Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

Pathan Jokes

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...
 
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

Husband Wife Jokes

wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.!!!!!!!!

Old And Young Girl Jokes

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.!!!!!!!

Husband Wife Jokes

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?