Funny Wapta About Bill Jokes

Ek dafa chirriya ne jogno ko khamooshi se

apne pass se guzarte hoe dekha to wo buhat

heraan hoe ku k pehle ki tarha jogno ne us se ye

nahi kaha k ao behan mai tum ko gonsle tak choor ao,

Akhir chirriya khud hi booli “ bhaiya jogno!!

Aandera buhat hai muje mere ghar tak choor ao.”

Ye sun kar jogno boola: behan chirriya!!!!

Pehle to mera roshni par kharch nahi tha aata

magar jab se wapta walo ne muje roshan dekha hai

uno ne muje bill bhejana shoro kar diye hai..!!!!!!

Famous Darpook Admi Jokes

Ek darpook admi train mai safar kar raha tha k

Achanak light chali gi

Or ek dam aandhera ho gya

Us ne train rokhne k liye zanjeer khenchi

K achanak us k mo par ek dhapar para,

Kuch time bad light a gi,

Us admin e guse se pocha,

Mere mo par dhapar kis ne mara?

Pass bethe hoe admin e kaha tum

zanjeer khench rahe the ya meri mounch…..!!!!

Funny Women and Shopkeeper Jokes

Ek urat sabzi lete hoe,

Dokandar se kaha:

Agar ye sabzi kharab hoe to mai

Hindiya  utha kar yaha le ao gi,

Sabzi wala ye sun kar muskarate hoe bola:

2 Rotiya bi leti hoe aana.!!!!!!!!

Famous Admi Or Choor Jokes

Ek admi k ghar mai choor gus aya

Us admi ne bari himat or hoshyari se

choor ki kanpati par pistol rakh k us k hath upar karwa diye

or mo diwaar ki taraf kar diya,

Wo abi soch hi rahe the k abi mazeed kya kiya jae

k us ka bacha paani se glaas phar laya

Or boola pistol mai paani bhar lo ,

ye paani k bageer nahi chalti….!!!!!

Cute Teacher and Student Jokes

Teacher, Student se:

“ us ne kaam kiya or karta hi chala gya”

Is ki English bano?

Student : ( kuch deer k bad)

He  Don a work

And…. Don dana Don Don…!!!!

Funny Doctor Patient Jokes

Doctor ne patient ka check up karne k bad kaha…..

Ye to mar chukka hai……

Patient k ghar wale roone lage….

Patient ne aankhe kholi or paani manga,

Ghar walo ne kaha:

“Khamoosh kya tum doctor se zayada jante hon”!!!!!!!