Doctor: Patient se ……..mo kholo,
Patient: Mo kholte hoe ….a a
Doctor: Zara zayada kholo.
Patient: a a a
Doctor: Or zayada kholo
Patient: Doctor se , kya mere Mo mai bethna hai….
Dost Or Adeeb Jokes
Dost: aap ka novel kis se
publish kiya?
Adeeb: maine khud?
Dost: kuch bika bi .
Adeeb” kyu nahi mera
makaan or cycle dono bik ge…….!!!
Funny 2 Admi Jokes
Do admi apas mai larae kar rahe the,
Ek ne dosre se kaha k
“ mai tumhare 36 k 36
dand toor do ga”
Waha bethe hoe ek admin e
kaha,
Bhai sahib: 36 dand nahi
hote 32 hote hai,
Us admin e kaha
“muje pata tha tum bi
bolo ge is liye 4 tumhare bi”!!!!!!!
Shopkeeper and Salesman Jokes
Ek admi malte(Oranges) bech raha tha
Or awaaz laga raha tha,
Aane k do, aane k do,
K achanak ek or
Admi ne
kaha to bhai jane k kitne…..!!!
Famous Sardar jokes
1 sardar ne kisi ko phone kia or
Poocha kon bol raha hai?
Udhar se jawab mila main bol raha hoon
Sardar: ye to kamal ho gaya ,
Idhar se b main hi bol raha hoon...!!!!!
Husband With Malang Jokes
Husband: Malang baba meri bivi bht
pareshan karti hai uska koi hal batao
Malang: beta agar bivi ka koi hal hota
to main kya malang hota????????
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