Famous Shetan or Admi Jokes



Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

Boy Or Girl With Chappal Jokes

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.!!!!!

Mom Or Beta Jokes

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!!!!!!

New Funny Jokes About Boy Or Girl

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!!!!!!!!!!!

Famous Husband Wife Jokes

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye Imran hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain!!!!!!!!

Boy Or Girl Funny Jokes

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta 

q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!