Boys Jokes

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

Doctor Or Girl Jokes

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, 
apki nurse bahir akeli hai, 
owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi ha

Best Urdu Jokes

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
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Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
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1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pardy ka khas intezaam hai
Reema owr Saima ke dil-fareeb raqs mai shareek ho kar
Sawab-e-darain hasil karain

Funny Jokes

Ek Pagal dosree se:
Yar mere sar mai dard ho raha hai.
Dosra boola:
Mere gale mai dard ho raha hai,
Pehla bola tum mera sar dabao, mai tumhara gala daba deta hon...!!!!!!

Funny Haqiqt Jokes

Dunya ki 5 heran kun haqiqten: 
Haqiqat 1: Aap aponi zuban se apne taman teeth ko touch nai kar sakte
Haqiqat 2: Pehli haqeeqat parhne k bad taman bewakoof ye karne ki koshish karain ge 
Haqeeqat 3: Haqiqat 1 ghalat hai 
Hahahahahahaha 
Haqiqat 4: ab aap hans rahe hain kiyon k aap bewaqoooooooof ban gye 
Haqiqat 5:Ab aap apne friends ko bewaqoof banana ki koshish karain ge 
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!

Cute Sardar Or Sardar Jokes

1 sardar ne kisi ko phone kia or poocha kon bol raha hai?
Udhar se jawab mila main bol raha hoon 
Sardar: ye to kamal ho gaya ,
Idhar se b main hi bol raha hoon.....!!!!!!