Elegent Jokes

2 larke class mai late ae,

Teacher ne pehle se pocha k

Tum kyu late ae?

Pehla student: Sir mere peese gum ho ge the

Mai wo dound raha tha.

Teacher ne dosre student se pocha:

Ha bhai kyu late ae ,

Dosra student:

Sir mai is ke peeso par pao rakh kar khara tha….!!!

3 Dost apas mai bethe guftagu kar rahe the .

Pehla:mere abu ne darya-e-ravi mai chalang lagae or

Darya-e-sutlaj se bahir nikhle.

Dosra: mere abu ne darya-e-sindh mai chalang lagae or

Behre-arb se bahir nikle.

Teesra Dost: mere abu ne tanki mai chalang lagae or

Nalke mai se bahir nikhle.....!!!

Ek angreez hotel mai khana khate hoe

Us k salan mai murge ki Zubaan a gi.

Angreez ne waiter ko bula kar kaha

“What is this?”

Waiter ne masoomiyat se jawab diya:

“This is language”!!!

Gao mai ek ajnabi bure ny ek bache se pocha!!!

Beta: mere hum umar log kaha mile ge?

Bache ne masoomiyat se jawab diya:

“ Qabaristan mai”

Musafir (rah geer se) kya tum is shehr(city) k baasi hon?

Rah geer: Guse se baasi ho ge tum,

Main to abi taza hon .!!!!!!

1 bacha apne papa se papa!!!!

Sath wale uncle apne nhannhe bacho ko

Moon ya Little Star kehte hai

Jab k aap muje Ulo ka Patha ya

Gdhe ka bacha keh kar pokarte hai ,

Aakhir kyu? Papa!!

Papa: wo is liye k sath wale uncle mahir falkiyaat hai

Or mai janwaron( Animals) ka doctor hon ....!!!!!!