Husband Wife Jokes

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: 

Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai. 

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

Husband Wife Jokes

Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..

Husband Wife Jokes

Husband wife dinner ke liye gaye, hotel mai 1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha. 

Wife(ghusse se): Kon thi yeh? 

Husband: Tum please mera dimagh kharab na karo, 
abhi us ko bhi batana hai ke tum kon ho

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Wo kon si cheez hai jo engine k begeer chalti hai 

Student: Janaab! Gadha gaari

Funny Jokes

Ek chor makaan mein ghussa. Tijori par likha hua tha "daaien button dabao." Jub uss ney woh button dabaya to siren baja aur woh pakra gaya. Adalat mein judge nei us sey poocha, tum apni safaai mein kuch kahna chahtey ho? Chor ney kaha, mein iss sey ziyada nahin kahna chahta key yeh dunya barri dhokey baaz hai.

Funny Jokes

Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rangon kyoon lagaya hai?
Abu: Aisa jang mein hota hai. Yeh hamlai ki tayyari kar rahein hai.
Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
Bacha: Abu abu hoshyaar rahiye, ammi hamley ki tayyari kar rahi hain...